Phew! It has been a century. I am not quite over my excitement so I hope you pardon me if this preamble lags on for a bit longer. OK, I think I just caught my reins.
For the lot of you who have sworn before the gods below and above that you won’t read my bits of jargon , I finally took the bold step and moved from the hustle and bustle of the City of Excellence to the softer hue of the Federal Capital Territory. Please check out my post on relocating to Abuja HERE
You know I am not one to hide the beautiful things that make live worth living. Everything in Abuja is great but for the species with bells dangling between their thighs.
On that note, I’d allow you gloat with this confession: “I, who thought I had seen it all with the men of the world, have gotten some rude shockers since my arrival”. Laugh your guts out if you please.
The next few posts will be my account of some of the most bizarre experiences my friends and myself inclusive have had the bad fortune of getting, on the grueling journey of finding Mr. Right in this town of multiple faced men.