If you missed it, here is an excerpt :
"You know when shit got real? It has to be when everyone around me began talking about what this suitor got them and what another admirer promised to get them.
Something had to be wrong with me. Cars did not stop to offer
Let's be sober for 10 seconds... Thank you! I asked for sobriety because even yours sincerely is tired of how chaotic my life gets by the second. I need that collective sober seconds to help me think of ways to solve my life's problems.
Anyways, it is Friday from my end